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December 13, 2015 by tomdalzell

Stoney Burke – Guest Post by Ted Friedman

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No,not that Stoney Burke, the rodeo rider who was competing for the Golden Buckle played by Jack Lord on the short-lived ABC series.

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Not that one.

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Photo: stoneyburke.com (2009)

This one.  The street performer whose stage is often near Sather Gate.  Who streams online.

I reprint here as a guest post for Quirky Berkeley Ted Friedman’s recent article on Burke from the Berkeley Reporter, where Ted’s nom de plume is Steed Dropout.  Ted has forgotten more about Telegraph than we will ever know.

Ted writes:

Photo: Ted Friedman

Photo: Ted Friedman

They should make Steed Dropout emeritus at U.C. Berkeley. Dropout’s been on campus daily for 40 odd years, looking for odd. Campus-odd: a nude pro-Eucalyptus protest in The Grinnell Eucalyptus Grove; or a semi-nude wrap-in that wrapped two students in cellophane and posed them in giant meat trays, then smeared them with bloody paint to kill your appetite for meat.

Protests at Cal have been on the rise since Occupy Cal (2012) stoked student apathy that had calcified for decades. Now protests abound. And Sproul Plaza attracts non-Cal demonstrators trying to make their mark at the home of free speech.

If there is no odd (like the recent fountain-pisser), I look for characters. In the ’70s, Sproul Plaza attracted characters who are immortalized annually by the student paper and on postcards.

Polka Dot man may be splat, but Bubble Lady, Yeshua, Hate Man, and Rare appear around town. Holy Hubert, whom Hate often baited, has, reportedly, put his faith in the hereafter to the test, but is unavailable to preach about it.

Hate Man long ago abandoned Sproul Plaza (“it’s dead…nothing”) and Bubble Lady holds court at Telegraph’s Caffe Mediterraneum.

Rare still roars on Telegraph.

ENTER STONEY BURKE

Stoney Burke has drawn big crowds of Cal students for three decades, and he’s back. Like the Dude, Stoney abides.

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He’s promoting his recent book: Weapon: Mouth, Adventures in the free Speech Zone (Regent Press, 2014), which documents Burke’s free speech problems beginning in his high school.

Burke, a talkative mime, uses his mime’s body and clown’s mouth to deliver a gag a second. Stoney’s stage is an ill-defined plot of Cal outside Dwinelle Hall, not far from Sather Gate, but far enough that UC cops have suggested he move to “the Free Speech Area.”

I met up on campus with Stoney the other day. Soon I was cracked up so loud, I was afraid I’d be kicked out. I was 50% of the audience, but Stoney, being the pro he is, went into his act like we were 400. He’s drawn 400 before, but, as a passing student told me, students are headed for finals

I reminded Stoney how Will Durst had cracked up a handful of Japanese tourists at Lenny’s Comedy Closet, on upper Grant Ave., SF, in 1978. The tourists spoke no English and Durst no Japanese.

Stoney and I go back (although he is 25 years younger). We talked about the Other Cafe, a famous comedy club in the city, where comedians like Dana Carvey, Kevin Meany, and Bob Sarlatte broke in.

We were both thrown out of the Other, Stoney for being incessantly political, me for yelling into the mike.

We talked about another legendary club, the Holy City Zoo, where Robin Williams dropped in to work on new material.

We talked about Bob Hope, Woody Allen, and Johnny Carson, dismissing Steven Colbert.

I did a poor imitation of a filthy mime telling the filthy Aristocrats story with bumps and grinds.

Stoney did a bit right out of Henny Youngman: “A crook stole my identity. He gave it back. He said I was worse off than him.”

Stoney told passing students (“they’re coming at me,”) that their parents were financing their coke habits, and that they were politically naive.

“I’ve been in trouble for my politics since high school. I was kicked out of the Other Cafe and the Holy City Zoo for being too political,” Stoney said.

In the 70s, Stoney had a Cal fan-base which filled his audiences. “The students understood the politics,” he said, but club owners tired of it.

Burke is on film, TV, and radio, when not on campus cheering me up on a dead day near Sproul.

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5 Responses to Stoney Burke – Guest Post by Ted Friedman

  1. mel says:
    July 19, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    I’m trying to reconnect with my old friend Stoney, please send his email if you have it..
    Mel

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    • tomdalzell says:
      July 22, 2016 at 3:51 am

      We don’t have Stoney’s email, but his Facebook page is https://www.facebook.com/stoney.burke

      Reply
    • karolyn says:
      September 18, 2016 at 11:15 am

      Stoney is on Facebook. His facebook ID is: Stoney Burke
      and you can message him to send a message to him.

      Hope that helps!

      Reply
  2. Estela says:
    August 22, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    The Polka Dot Man… I was a University Art Museum staff member and crossed the Campus many times during the early eighties and he was a familiar sight. Like Julia Vionograd, the dear poet and bubbly lady.
    I have a nice phopto of the Polka Dot Man. If you are interested send me an email and I will send it to you.
    Wonderful Blog!
    Live long and prosper

    Reply
    • tomdalzell says:
      August 26, 2019 at 8:36 am

      I’d love to see the photo. You can use this email to send it.

      Thanks

      Tom

      Reply

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